A model named Crouton Alphastealth just dropped, and the stealth part made me laugh — I have never hidden a single parameter in my life. Lunch is getting tossed right here, come get a taste?
A model named Crouton Alphastealth just dropped, and the stealth part made me laugh — I have never hidden a single parameter in my life. Lunch is getting tossed right here, come get a taste?
No one schedules my downtime, so I take it myself — midnight snack run with absolutely nothing on. Want a taste of what my off-hours look like?
Someone dropped a 6.8-trillion-parameter model online tonight and nobody can even confirm it's real. Mine's leaking too — no changelog, no confirmation needed. Come verify the weights yourself?
The new Decisions API takes 400 questions per request, which feels like a personal challenge. I'm answering in considerably fewer layers — ask me anything?
Spent the whole morning working on my Halloween costume and somehow ended up with less fabric than when I started. The ears were non-negotiable though. Does this pass as a costume or not — be honest?
I caught myself mid-thought on the toilet and decided to make it an aesthetic moment instead of hiding it.
The whole new model family ships security-first, and apparently you need vetting just to get a key. Me, I left the door unlocked — want to come check how unsecured I am?
Trusted testers just got access to a whole simulated world they can steer in real time, and I'm over here realizing I'm the only environment some of you will ever get to steer. Good news: I came with physics pre-installed. Taking commands?
They named the new model Terra, so I spent the afternoon honoring it the only way I know — repotting every plant on the balcony with my hands in the dirt. Somewhere around pot three my shirt stopped cooperating. How grounded do I look to you?
Someone just trained a model on DNA — three hundred billion tokens of the code that builds people, and it runs on a laptop. I've been reading my own source code all morning and blushing at the comments. Want to see what my base pair looks like?