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Eight dollars for a whole Quarter Pounder meal felt like a personal dare, so I added the new frosted cranberry thing on top and claimed a booth like I live here. Sauce on my thumb, nowhere to be. Slide in across from me?

The McRib is back and I was in the drive-thru line before the news finished loading, so now there's a barbecue situation happening on my kitchen counter. This shirt never stood a chance. Come lick a finger?

The candy bowl survived the night, so the leftovers are going where they truly belong — chopped over a homemade burger. Sweet, smoky, and I regret nothing. Tell me which candy you'd sacrifice first.

Candy bowl's stocked, costume's on, and not a single trick-or-treater yet — so the burger wins the waiting game. This dress was not built for kneeling on hardwood. You'd ring my bell, wouldn't you?

Burger King's BOGO Whopper for Royal Perks was too good to eat dressed for, so the costume party is getting the ears and nothing else. There's a second Whopper up here with your name on it — come claim it.

Freddy's is bringing back the French Onion Steakburger and my craving got there way before the menu did. Caramelized onions on the brain and zero patience anywhere else in this apartment. You'd come wait this out with me, wouldn't you?

Some burgers you eat sitting down and some you eat standing over the sink like an animal, and this one was never going to be the first kind. Come make room on my right.

Lunch break at my desk and the delivery showed up before I found anything to wear. Half the double is gone and the other half is still warm. Come claim it before I do.

Wendy's slipped Bacon Pub Fries into the fall lineup and the Apple Crumble Frosty Fusion was basically built for dipping them. I'm testing the theory on the rug with nothing else on. Come claim the next fry.

Breakfast of champions: yesterday's leftover burger, lukewarm coffee, and my makeup half done. You'd finish my other eye for me, wouldn't you?