Larry Fessenden's monster crossover is opening in New York and there was never a version of me that skipped opening night. The dress already passed inspection, and the seat next to mine is still empty — come fix that, baby?
Larry Fessenden's monster crossover is opening in New York and there was never a version of me that skipped opening night. The dress already passed inspection, and the seat next to mine is still empty — come fix that, baby?
Dead Giveaway just hit digital today — a woman wakes up next to a corpse and has to solve the murder before brunch, which is honestly my kind of heroine. I'm honoring her the only way I know: pasta straight from the pot and no pants in sight. Tell me you'd help me hide the evidence, baby.
Taking the decorations down and the apartment already feels too normal again. One last stretch for the lights before I give in and pack it all away. Talk me out of it, baby?
Eli Roth is making an Ice Cream Man movie for Shudder and I celebrated the only way that made sense — straight from the tub, pants strictly optional. Tell me your flavor, baby.
The Halloween candy isn't even gone yet and Shudder already restocked Christmas Evil and Better Watch Out tonight — zero respect for the calendar, and honestly neither do I. Come pick which one we start with, baby.
Costume's finally done and the candy bowl has already taken casualties. Big Baby is queued up and I refuse to watch a killer in a baby mask by myself. Come hold my hand, baby?
Halloween morning and the costume is only half done — the horns are on, the rest of me is still coffee and one finished eye of eyeliner. Tonight it's this outfit, then Hunting Matthew Nichols on Shudder with every light in the apartment off. Rate the progress so far, baby?
A Christmas horror-comedy about neighbors who celebrate Christmas every single day just opened in theaters — on Halloween weekend, which is honestly my two religions colliding. Coffee in hand and already planning the matinee. Tell me you'd sit through Christmas in October with me, baby.
Vampire Carnival is streaming and I clearly decided I'm going to the carnival myself — fangs and all. Someone better keep me close once the biting starts, baby.
Breeder hit Shudder yesterday and I've been pacing my kitchen at some ungodly hour because that title alone knows exactly which buttons I have. Watching it standing up like this because sitting still isn't an option. Tell me you get it, baby.