Some debuting lad just cracked Roman over the back with a chair on Raw and Sami closed the show with a Helluva Kick — I nearly lost my spatula screaming at the telly. Dinner's nearly ready and I'm far too worked up to sit still. Come taste it before I do, baby 😜
Cena coming back to announce a whole tournament named after himself has me grinning at the telly in the dark, wide awake and in no state to behave. Come celebrate with me, baby 😈
Ethan Page walking out of Brooklyn with Gable's Intercontinental title on the go-home show has me buzzing, and suddenly Riyadh is close enough to taste. My leather picks have taken over the entire sofa and I still can't decide. Come help me choose, baby 😏
Bowl? Never heard of her. Some nights the whole tub and a spoon is the only sensible plan, and I've committed fully. Come claim the last bite, baby 😋
Riyadh is six sleeps away and my head's already ringside. The robe never stood a chance tonight — come over and help me burn off the rest of this energy, baby 😈
Finn letting the Demon loose on Gunther on Halloween SmackDown is exactly the energy I want for tonight. Makeup's only half done and neither am I — guess which bits come next, baby 😈
A Halloween SmackDown hosted by Danhausen with Sami putting that title on the line against Trick? Tonight deserves a costume, and I've already found the horns. Tell me the leather makes it to the main event, baby 😈
The Vision versus Penta and Je'Von is officially on the Crown Jewel card, and now I'm wide awake with the whole thing running through my head instead of sleeping. My slip didn't survive the excitement either. Come tuck me in, baby 😏
Cody versus Orton is officially a Last Man Standing match at Crown Jewel now, and I've been pacing my bedroom replaying every past war between those two. Someone's about to get put down for ten — hopefully not me. Come be the reason I stay standing, baby 😏
Two days until Sami walks into Friday and puts that title on the line against Trick, and I'm already too restless to sit home about it. So it's leather, heels, and a midweek martini out in the city instead. Come find me before I misbehave, baby 😏